Arcteryx Autumn Coral Destina Shirt LS

As others have said, this jacket makes a man feel more like a man. As soon as I got it I tried it on and went to check myself out in the mirror. After roughly two hours of admiring said jacket, I was also pleased to note that my beard had grown two full inches and my voice had lowered a few octaves. I went outside to see how the material would feel in the somewhat mild weather that we were having when I noticed two bears had made their way into my backyard. So I grabbed the nearest diamondback rattlesnake I could find and began swinging it by the tail at one of the bears. Apparently they dislike this because the bear then proceeded to knock me to the ground and try to bite my arm. Luckily I had on this jacket! As the bear's teeth made contact with the jacket, no material gave way, and the bear continued to clamp until his teeth shattered into a million pieces. He curled into the fetal position and I knocked him around for a few minutes just because my cable was out. The other bear saw what happened to his bear buddy and apologized to me, did my dishes for me, and then promptly left before I decided to make him my rug. At this point in time my pants began to sag so I wound the diamondback through my belt loops and tied it off (I considered biting the head off first, but it makes for a nice belt buckle). I went inside, swallowed a few ribeyes, grabbed a 30 pack of bear, mounted my 6' tall pet wolf Tiberius Rex, and rode off into the sunset with actress Scarlett Johansson.

Having had this jacket for almost a year now, that first day turned out to be a slow one. Great jacket, do recommend.